If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.

a giant thing of grapes is singing evanessence
IM SHITTING
Of all the sad messages on the walls in Left 4 Dead, this one is the most tragic of all.
I demand an answer.
(snicker)
Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto IV | “You’re my buddy!”

May I introduce to you Kacey Rohl (aka Abigail Hobbs) and some of her Instagram pics. She’s so adorable I love her.
without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.